The Penultimate President

I was sitting at the table with nate and ray today and we have a list of the penultimate president:

President:
▫Midget
▫Black
▫Hispanic-Asian
▫Lesbian
▫Southern
▫Jewish heritage
▫Practicing Muslim
▫Unusually obese
▫Hunchback
▫No short-term memory AT ALL
▫Drives a metallic bubblegum pink Hummer H3
▫Dumpster baby

Lifepartner:
▫Native American
▫Hindu
▫Truck Driver
▫Massive Hands
▫Gimpy eye (one really big, one really small)
▫Wears a monocle in the big eye
▫Only Wears Neon pleather clothing
▫Has 3 buck teeth
▫Genetic 5:00 shadow
▫Lives in a bubble

Child (son):
▫Transsexual
▫quadriplegic
▫Mentally retarded
▫Test Tube Baby
▫Random patches of hair all over body
▫Unibrow
▫Only eats bubble solution
▫Thinks he lives on Sesame Street
▫Addicted to German porn
▫Calls everybody "Paco"