Penis Envy

For those guys that dont walk around the house naked and always have some sort of undergarment you are letting ur penis live a very confined life. during the day it is all alone in the dark, even at night it is in the dark. when you have sex it only sees a few seconds of daylight before getting shoved into another dark place (pick your oriface). when you pee it comes out to see the light, cries becaise it is in the dark all the time adn then gets shoved right back into a dark place. even when you masterbate you penis is not treated with any sort of respect. what do u do when you masterbate? you take it out adn you strangle it until it cries some more then it gets shoved right back, you guess it, into a dark place. guys, treat you penis with respect. what would u do if it runs away? i think that would be a very embarassing conversation to say to a girl. "OMG! you dont have a dick!!!" to which you respond "ya, i know it ran away because i was mistreating it". you could get a replacement, but it would be like buying a dog after the dog u had for so many years dies. treat you dick with a lil more respect, take it out and show it (to) the world.