The Community of Smokers

Smokers are the people everyone loves to hate. We polute the air, stink up rooms and retard your unborn babies. Im here to set things straight. First or all, smokers are a tight knit community. When a smokers is out of cigarettes they go on the hunt., this is quite similar to what prehistoric man did whewn scouring for food. but in this case the hunt is very often not in vein. when s/he spots another smoker adn askes for a cigarette more often than not they will be more than willing to lend one to a smoker in need. If they dont have enought they will say so and usually show them the pack (o the mocumentries that could be made about that). so it really does send humans back to our primal roots

Most buildings or public places have designated smoking areas. if youare willing to risk a lung or to from second hand smoke then this is the place to be. nowhere else will you find a more eclectic group of people talking about a myriad of subjects (and by myriad i do0 mean EVERYTHING). Topics range everything to work/school related issues to child care tips to the best way to fuck someone (if you read my last post, those to things ARE related *Punches the irony elf in teh face*. the point is that u meet people. intristing people that i garentee that you wouldnt meet elseware strictly for the fact that nobody likes standing out in the cold, in a group of people and doing absolutly nothing. If you do your sad and should not breed.

My mom says that cigarettes are little time peices (i know this is true because when i cook fish i use 1 cigarette to time the fish, and it usually works out pretty well). when my mom was a kid and her mom lit up at the end of a meal in a restraunt, she knew how much longer they would have to wait until she could escape the wretched tyrany of adult conversation. Now that she is all grown up adn me and her go out for something to eat, when i light up she can keep track until how long she can get out of there. funny how thingsa work out.

My mom says that cigar